I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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