He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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