Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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