if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize