We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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