I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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