They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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