hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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