biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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