Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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