wrigley field is MILF paradise
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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