He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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