Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fuck appropriateness.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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