He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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