we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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