Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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