Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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