dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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