PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I forget how to act sober
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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