mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
"it" just moved
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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