You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.