Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!