I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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