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• (801): View more from Utah

  Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I miss vodka workout Fridays

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I lost the right to judge tonight

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap

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