She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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