he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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