After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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