Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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