I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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