Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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