YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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