That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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