I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
