Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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