Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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