Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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