This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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