I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
