So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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