no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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