the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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