I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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