I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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