you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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