so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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