Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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