BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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