Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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