Sry I called you an 8
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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