What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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