i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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