Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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