I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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