i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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