But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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