apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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