We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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