I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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