so explain again why im purple
no
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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